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I have to admit my mind was wandering (it often does that)
but I read both yours, AC, followed by Trom's, limericks
and I cannot print the vision I had by one following the
other. Thanks for the laugh, odd tho' it was.
----please, draw me a sheep----
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START STATUTE
I have taken the liberty of pluralizing 'statute':
Some statutes have language that rambles,
And some start with lengthy preambles;
No wonder some students
Compare jurisprudence
To wading through thickets of brambles.
FOYER FUSSY
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old hand
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Please take all the liberties you like, as far as I'm concerned. The results are stupendous.
She was coy when they met in the foyer;
Apparently she's his employer.
He seemed nervous and fussy
It was clear that the hussy
Intended to have him enjoy her.
FETE FIDDLING
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Pooh-Bah
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Our church held a fete in July;
The weather was sunny and dry.
A fiddling pair
Played an old English air
They were crap, but they gave it a try.
ASHLAR ASTOUNDING
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Pooh-Bah
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At the time of the old city's founding,
The builders used stones without rounding;
They progressed to smooth rocks,
Then fine ashlar blocks
Their rate of advance was astounding.
RISK ROISTER
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She escaped o'er the wall of the cloister
Not to binge and to orgy and roister.
No, she took such a risk
To acquire a disc
From a band called the Cult of Blue Φyster.
GOUGE GRAIN
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Pooh-Bah
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There's news of crop circles again!
Their means of production is plain:
Contraptions on strings
Gouge out perfect rings
While their wielders advance through the grain.
DOMESTIC DUKE
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Seems the dukedom had problems domestic,
That the palace had rodents majestic.
The solution? The duke
Telephoned to some kook
In the listings: Ajax Anapestic.
MALEFICENT MANAGE
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Carpal Tunnel
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I hope "My Highness" never gets invited to that castle !
Good one, Peter.
----please, draw me a sheep----
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Thank you. Just had foundation work done on the house, and now we have a small creature abiding in the kitchen.
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