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I'm glad to give others a smile but I do eagerly anticipate others' contributions. Perhaps I should sit on my hands for awhile and focus on quality more than quantity.  In the meantime take a gander at the "Romeo and Juliet" double dactyl that can be found HERE (scroll down a bit). Truly, a work of mad genius it is.
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Carpal Tunnel
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Funnybones honeybones,
Doctor A Williams has
Scrip for a new kind of
Comical rhyme.
Sharp wits he operates:
Cutting and pasting he
Iatrogenically
Slays us each time!
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I guess I confus-ed, that's
right, it's me, etaoin;
the order in which the
name ought to have been.
try as I might, I con-
-tinually evade rules
prevaricatingly
playing the fool.
formerly known as etaoin...
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Coarse-ary sorcery
Bath Wife of Chaucer, G.
Told of a rapist sent
Out on a quest:
Married to mutable
Octogenarian,
Faced with dilemma, said
“Dear you know best.”
Last edited by Alex Williams; 02/24/06 05:58 PM.
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roolzeeo smoolzeeo
e t a o i n
thought he'd deliberately
mislead the troops
Offering up a faux
participational
entry he steers newbies
down the wrong chutes.
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The Physician’s Tale
woefully soulfully
comely Verginia
Apius creyves her for
lecherus sport
conspiratorial
perjurer Claudius
habeus corpus
obteyns from the court
fader Verginius
axiomatically
practyces filicide
honour to save
prosecutorial
consequence: Claudius,
banished; for Apius,
unhallowed grave
--by Alex, who writes in the style of the old masters and shamelessly rips off John Held, Jr's epitaphs
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Heffalump huffalump
Danaus plexippus,
volitant royalty
of wind and earth,
aposematically
warning all predators:
Alkaloid flavor here,
give me wide berth.
--by Alex, whose doggerel may leave a bad taste in your mouth
Last edited by Alex Williams; 02/27/06 12:46 PM.
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Zippity Lippity
Catherine DeMedicis,
Looking to end the
religious divides,
Issued her Edict so
Idealistically;
Nevertheless many
Lost their poor hides.
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holey frijole a-
nother dactylian
starting up something that
had faded 'way
looking to find us un-
characteristic'lly
sleep-walking behind the
rhythmic parade.
formerly known as etaoin...
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