Bingley, my dear fellow,
You are so very kind to remember me and our fellow AWADers with your thoughtful greetings upon our several natal anniversaries.
In reply to:
THINK INTERESTING TROPICAL DISEASES
"Feeling a bit off his porridge, our Bingley, is he? I say, will someone fetch him a G & T, a bit stiff on the "T", don't you know? Medicinal purposes and all that sort of rot." .......... "Oh, thank you, Sergeant-Major, there's a good chap!"
"Now, Bingley, down the hatch! That should buck you up a bit, my lad! But keep clear of the Bolla-Wolla WATER, except for bathing, and that's an ORDER!"
REFRAIN: "Come you back, you British soldier!"
"Come you back 'FROM' Rangoon and Mandalay!"
Post-Script: Pray convey my respects to Lord Pemberly, and, as well, my very warmest regards to his most excellent Lady-wife, our beloved Lizzy. Charmin' creature, wot?"
Best wishes also to you, dear fellow, for a most rapid and completely full recovery from one who is, and ever shall remain,
Yrs most sincerely & etc
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