#21769
03/30/2001 3:44 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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"With one hand tied behind my back," she responded disarmingly.
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#21770
03/30/2001 3:52 PM
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tied...
“I cannot, in all impossibility, really fail to not understand how you came not down with such an unserious, not to say, not magnificently not unlaughworthy line” said maverick knottily
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#21771
03/30/2001 4:15 PM
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"Its like a clarion to me." said Tom clearly.
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#21772
03/30/2001 5:37 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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alternatively
"It's hardly worth the effort," said sparteye wiltingly
This is Binky, wishing you a pleasant from the rings of Saturn, signing off.
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#21773
03/30/2001 7:38 PM
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journeyman
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Things are fast getting out of control, said old-fashioned Tom, swiftly.(but, oh, you kids!!!)
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#21774
06/07/2001 2:15 PM
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the theme of the June 6, 2001 NYTimes crossword was... wait for it...
Tom Swifties,
he stated tangentially.
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#21775
06/07/2001 2:32 PM
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the theme of the June 6, 2001 NYTimes crossword was…Tom Swifties,
This will have been the two-month-delayed-for-the-residents-of-the-hinterlands June 6th NY Times crossword puzzle, he asked hesitantly?
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#21776
06/07/2001 3:35 PM
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journeyman
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"They're going to hang me in the morning," said Tom, duly.
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#21777
06/07/2001 7:53 PM
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#21778
06/07/2001 8:02 PM
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Thanks for bringing the Kingston Trio back into my head
Better you should check out the Doc Watson version, Max.
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#21779
06/07/2001 8:12 PM
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#21780
06/08/2001 1:53 AM
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"The Merry Minuet""The Merry Minuet" is a great tune, Max!  "An' I dun't like enybuddy very much!" said Tom, whistling unsociably.  A few more "Swifties" since I missed 'em the first go-round: I hate the Arctic, Tom stated coldly. Like a cold day in hell, Tom jeered ambiguously. I graduated cum laude, Tom boasted smartly. We survived the hurricane, Tom gasped windily. I'm grasping for straws, Tom said while tending bar... So I'm signing off till I have something better than straws to offer!--Tom said withdrawingly.
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#21781
06/11/2001 6:36 PM
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I got this and wanted to share-- I thought of putting it in with shaggy dogs-- but thought it was better here...
Recent reports indicate the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of· improving.
following last week's news that Origami Banks has folded, it was learned today that Sumo Bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai Bank plans to cut some of its branches, and Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is going for a song.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped.
Analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank and staff there fear they may be getting a raw deal."
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#21782
06/11/2001 7:12 PM
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Please put that piston down, said Tom disarmingly.
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#21783
06/12/2001 3:02 AM
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journeyman
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Someone metntioned this, but I neglected to obtain a copy of it. Can any one of you technically-skilled types furnish a copy, a link or a keyword? TIA
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#21784
06/12/2001 6:42 AM
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journeyman
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"My rooster crows every morning," said Tom cockily.
"I can teach you to play the piano," said Tom grandly.
"I never believed in magic spells," said Tom charmingly.
"Someone stole my camera," said Tom candidly.
"I have to make a phone call," said Tom crankily.
"Let's play one more round of cards," said Tom wistfully.
"It's too big to fit through the door," said Tom awkwardly.
"I have darjeeling or earl grey," said Tom teasingly.
"Mulled wine helps me sleep," said Tom groggily.
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#21785
06/23/2002 7:08 AM
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I have a cough, said Tom phlegmatically.
I hate cats, said Tom doggedly
My honour is everything, said Tom disreputably
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#21786
06/24/2002 8:28 AM
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"I can't think of anything to say," said Tom wordlessly.
formerly known as etaoin...
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