preparing dinner always leads me to think of the strangest things; today my mind went inexplicably back to Tom Swifties... but this time with a personal twist:

"Plaintiff has no legal ground on which to base his complaint", said Sparteye demure(r)ly

"I'm afraid we'll have to amputate from the elbow down," said Dr. Bill disarmingly

"I need some help decorating this altar," said Father Steve crossly.

"Environmental issues are deserving of our attention," said Hyla conservatively.


anyone care to add?