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preparing dinner always leads me to think of the strangest things; today my mind went inexplicably back to Tom Swifties... but this time with a personal twist: "Plaintiff has no legal ground on which to base his complaint", said Sparteye demure(r)ly "I'm afraid we'll have to amputate from the elbow down," said Dr. Bill disarmingly "I need some help decorating this altar," said Father Steve crossly. "Environmental issues are deserving of our attention," said Hyla conservatively. anyone care to add? 
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"This group convenes four times a year", said Max quorderly. 
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"We'll have to amputate from the arm up," said bridge-it allarmingly
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"You'll have to lie to your wife to spend time with me," said Fiber babily [RunForCoverIcon]
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"The bulb burned out," said Tom darkly. "But I can see in the dark!" said Sparteye brightly.
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"I've been riding all night," said maverick hoarsly.
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"What's an insomniac tenor on an Island?" asked Inselpeter tuckeredly.
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"I'm as sane as the next person!" cried David dementedly.
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"This pub's no good" said Tom innocuously.
or as Enigma wants it:
"This pub's [puberty] no good" said Tom innocuously.
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