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Papadiabolous The Devil Covets imagery of a world that's level Evil winds this week visited my neighberhood Now my imprecation to him is - I vow to be good He hates that
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I received a late marconigram, Sent to me by the King of Siam. The marimba ringtone On my ancient iPhone Told me it was deleted as spam.
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What's all the flap about prize fights being fixed? Fight One: Clay was dancing Sonny was deep-sixed Fight Two: Sonny, a draft-dodging Mohammad fought Sonny made Round One; one more than he ought Did he dive? 'My ass ain't bullet proof' Sonny said Six years later they found Sonny Liston drugged and dead.
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A billionaire globe-trotting heiress Owns a yacht with a five-acre terrace, Cavorts with hepcat And smokes crack in her flat. The fact is, I just couldn't care less.
Didn't we do that pair not so long ago?
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Most of the words I read I'll never utter So I clean my brain daily so as not to clutter Brain tentacles near my temples Remove worthless words and pimples I look good but sometimes I stuh...stuh...stutter
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The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine We'd sing and drink tequila in my dinky adobe hacienda I'd say "Oh, Cisco" He'd say "Oh, Pancho" A happy innuendo of life were we As we rode Diablo and Loco into the sunset... diminuendo
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Haven't been back to my dictionary or my computer since I wrote this last night, but it's code and lonely if I don't share it.
It does me no good to pretend, so I've never played games by Nintendo. As I age skill gets dinky From my thumb to my pinky. Flexibility? Diminuendo.
RADIATE - QUIT
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Disc jockeys should radiate wit; If they cannot do that, they should quit. I'm often appalled At the platitudes drawled By some coolly self-satisfied git.
GRAPPLE – GRUMBLE
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As I walk through an orchard enroute to the chapel I stop and curse living under love's plan to baffle When I said I love you I lied When you said I'll leave you I cried Should I mumble grumble "yes" or go grapple an apple?
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I thought you effete, and a quack From your timid, untutored attack. Yet you ravished my queen From a quarter unseen; Then you mated my king from the back!
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