Dear Rapunzel: I remember Milo, who introduced a logical way to cut military expenditures., but Pfc. Wintergreen got lost somehow.

And, showing my sportsmanship about not piling the posts on too fast now that I am close to 400, I want to express my surprise that nobody beat me to the very first thing anybody who wants to dig a bid hole must do:
GET A WHOLE BIG BUNCH OF P;ERMITS, OR YOU WILL BE IN BIG TROUBLE!!!!!!!!