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"Bit of the hair, please," said Tom doggedly.
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Thanks insel.
How's Noo Yoick nowadays - hope you're well?
"Wow, what a station!" announced Tom, grandly
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Maverick mon coeur, how nice to see you again. You are sorely missed.
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"Happy New Year filled with smiles to you all," she said happily
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belM, belle aime, thank you and lovely to hear from you too - sorry to have missed your amazing smile chez toi last year!
I love visiting other people's houses, opined Tom movingly.
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"'New York'? Never!" said Tom sleepily.
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Welcome back, IP, Consuela, and Mav!
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Thanks Avy - I was reading last night that interesting thread on script writing etc - enjoy hearing your voice again  "I'm addicted to the theatre!" whispered Tom dramatically.
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"So avon-ly to be scene you," said Tom act-ively. (Ugh!)
Edit: ugh to the construction overkill not the sentiment.
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Speaking of hearing someone's voice again ... !
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Father Steve, how wonderful to hear your civilised voice too - I never was quite sure whether to address you as Your Honour or Your Worship. But I always remember your wonderfully dry tones about those appearing in front of you having more need of mercy than justice, so I feel I'm in good hands  The quality of mercy is not trained, opined Tom incitefully.
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and there you have it: Your Mercy about covers it all, concluded Tom summarily.
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Speaking of hearing someone's voice again ... ! Speaking of seeing someone's face again... I'd like to say hello to you. I remember you as the Honorable Hoochie Coochie man, as you presented in some musical thread the lyrics to that song.
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I've been house-keeping my computer files and came across a copy of a post I made a llong time back on this thread - which seems to have disappeared (unless there was another thread of Tom Swifties?)
I quite liked it at the time, so thought I'd disinter it and re-present it for you.
A group of friends were sorting out a box of letters which had become scrambled. Tom was in charge.
“If we tackle the job alphabetically we’ll soon find the first three letters,” Tom see-sawed ably.
“The fourth letter is repeated,” he declared deedily.
“Finding the fifth shouldn’t be difficult,” Tom said easily.
“Goodness! The sixth letter is big enough to crawl into!” said Tom ineffably.
“Bother, I’ve – er - dropped the eighth one,” ‘e said ‘altingly.
“The ninth letter looks well,” he observed seeingly.
“The tenth one looks like a bird,” jeered Tom jadedly.
“Eleventh - better after fifteenth,” he agreed abbreviatedly.
Picking up the twelfth, “We’ll probably go here,” grinned Tom devilishly.
“Thirteen – this is unlucky for some,” he mourned emphatically.
“If we can find enough of the fourteenth letter, we could use it to separate the others,“ Tom typed enthusiastically
“The fifteenth letter looks good when it brackets the twentieth,” owned Tom otiosely
“Isn’t the sixteenth one absolutely souper?” he posed peaceably.
“Would any of you wish to stand in line for the seventeenth?” he questioned quizzically.
“The eighteenth letter, is plural,” Tom rolled out artfully.
“The nineteenth is essential,” Tom squeaked sibilantly.
“Anyone for the twentieth?” he poured out the question, leafily.
The twenty-first was missing: “This is no use,” Tom uttered ululatingly.
Tom brandished the twenty-second above his head. “Long live the difference,” he voiced Frenchly
“The twenty-third is twice as bad as the twenty-first,” Tom wailed world-wearily. or [white] was it Word-windedly[/white]?
“This marks the place of the twenty-fourth letter,” he exclaimed markedly.
“We’ll keep quiet about the last two,” Tom mouthed, wisely and keeping his tongue still.
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it's still around, he said otiosely
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"Ah, I love my synapses", he said memorably.
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Many thanks, once agin, tsuwm.
"I never seem able to find these things again," he said, forgetfully.
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I'm so glad you all stepped out of the shadows, she said delightedly.
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"The way you people use the brain is quite entertaining," he said, fundamentally.
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“We’ll keep quiet about the last two,” Tom mouthed, wisely and keeping his tongue still.
"I won't ask why", she zaid.
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Old Brit proverb, "A wise head keepeth a still tongue."
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Old Appalachian sayin': A wiser head keepeth a still.
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"Perhaps we could condense that", he said heatedly.
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"That's the spirit!", Tom said, drunkenly
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"It was the original of this thread that lured me here the first time." she said Swiftly.
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"Thank goodness it's not over yet", he said finally.
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"It's one of the second, third or fourth from last," he said antepenultimately ...
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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> fourth from last
"That's coming soon!" he ejaculated prematurely.
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Oh, mav, I thought you had a backbone, she said spinelessly.
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"Always pleased to see you!" he intoned stonily.
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"Always stoned to please you!" he sawed pleasingly.
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"I think the boat's tipping again," he said realistically.
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"I can't bring the fish in fast enough", she said reelistically.
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"Hurry up with those fish, the oil is ready," she battered hotly.
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"I adore flowers," she said lovelily.
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"I adore seeing Zed ", she said pleasantly surprised.
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"Press the button beside the portal," she said adoringly.
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Nice skirt, he said shortly.
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"I haven't been shriven yet," he said shortly.
"Can't find my underwear, either," he added briefly.
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