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Yes, I'm slightly overworked and a full year older so I overlooked the duel But at home 't was a different duel Where the ladies became downright cruel Fierce tirades that stuck Left the athletes dumbstruck And it drained them of all of their fuel LARVAE-LAVISH
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The buffet looked enticingly lavish, Which I planned rather quickly to ravish. The main dish, which looked marvie, Turned out to be larvae, So I gagged, and decided to have fish!
THERMOPYLAE – THINKING
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At Thermopylae, doubters were thinking That the Greeks' battle fortunes were sinking. But by their exertions They held off the Persians For two entire days without blinking.
MONDAY – MONITOR
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When tasked as the day's hallway monitor, Little Willie might say, "I'll get on it," or Since it was Monday (Which isn't a fun day) He might reply, "Heck, no! Gosh darn it, Sir!"
SAFETY - SAGACIOUS
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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HEY BECK123
Long time, no see. Great to have you back. How's Florida?
----please, draw me a sheep----
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The great Beck is back both sagacious and classy A prude is Beck; salacious and somewhat sassy Beck's prime rule is safety first But boring poems he finds worse He marks his poems [Oh my Eyes!] only if they're trashy HUM - HUN
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When Attila the Hun met the Pope, The Pontiff applied the soft soap: "If you take your troops home And don't attack Rome, Then...hum...God will save you, I hope."
KRAKEN – KUDOS
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The giant Kraken haunts the seas from Iceland to far Thailand A crack at disguise; mates not et argue its proper phylum My kudos to the Kraken And if I'm not mistaken It's a squid, it's a dragon, a whirlpool, a small island
ICE-CREAM - HYPNOSIS
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Whilst supposedly under hypnosis, I heard the doctor's diagnosis; "When he's out of his dream, Give him some ice-cream - He'll be just fine: that's my prognosis."
OMISSION - OMPHALOS
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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The Greek scholar descried an omission From her stocking: a Christmas tradition. There was no citrus fruit; In her soul, destitute, For an omphalos orange she's wishin'.
AVOIDANCE – AYE
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