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Ah, kale, sweet kale, what bitter memories you won't foretell Cow cabbbage, collard greens, spring greens, hungry gap, Jersey rape kale. Unbelievably undesirable Unthinkably indigestible By a mutual quiddity kale is only eaten down in Hell  DEPONE - DERANGE
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but it goes from K to Q in one page? Oh, I see I hit the Roolz. I thought the K-sound of the Q would be good enough, but........ cheers from C.C. 
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OK, Then why not POSTPONE DEPONE - DERANGE and make it KALE - KARAT?
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Ah, kale, sweet kale, what bitter memories you won't foretell Cow cabbbage, collard greens, spring greens, hungry gap, Jersey rape kale. Unbelievably undesirable Unthinkably indigestible By a mutual quiddity kale is only eaten down in Hell DEPONE - DERANGE Great 
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If you haven't the stomach to bear it,
Add some gold to your meal to repair it:
If a salad of kale
Makes you shake and turn pale,
All it takes is to throw in a karat.
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The old cowpoke strode up to depone
On the salesman he'd killed with a stone.
"Caused my head to derange.
Tried to make me exchange
My Colt six-shooter for an iPhone."
LOPE – LOTTERY
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Oops! Used those already. I'll be back.
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A part-timer, limerick rhymer, was Oppenheimer
Who became insane when his poems became passe
A social climber
An atom diviner
He invented a bomb to blow the world away.
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Thank you A C Bowden for providing the words that really threw a spark to make me do a limerick.
Thank you Tromboniator for two good limericks.
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