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The judge had a turgid preamble Which started off: "Crime is a gamble..." And talked of the gallows, Hellfire and All Hallows – The barristers yawned through his ramble.
TECHNICAL – TEDDY
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When living conditions were rough, A plain teddy bear was enough To comfort a child. Now play has gone wild, And they want all the technical stuff.
PARTING – PASCHAL
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We sell many cards in this store, For birthdays and weddings galore, For partings, bereavements, Retirements, achievements, 'Get well's, Paschal greetings, and more.
TOGETHER – TOMBSTONE
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The couple lie mutely together, Interred beneath daisies and heather. Their tombstone records That they often crossed swords And quarrelled like hell in bad weather.
ANTIQUE – APATHY
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The apathy shown in this town Gets local antique dealers down. To attract passers-by, They frequently cry: "Brass bedsteads for just half a crown!"
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