Ken Dodd sang, “Let’s forgive and forget,” *
To the Revenue Men that he met.
“I forgot to pay Tax!
Please forgive me, I ask.”
They did – but he hasn’t paid yet!

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• Ken Dodd: British Comedian and Tax evader who sang this line in a No 1 hit song, “Tears.”

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