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 ok, how about an alternate pair if you want to go on:revivify --- rhesus happier? |  |  |  
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Endogamy isn’t a sin
 But the problem with marrying in
 The self-same gene pool
 Is that many a fool
 Will endogenously rise from within
 
 MARKET - MARRIAGE
 
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 formerly known as etaoin...
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Oh, dear. Now I'm never going to be able to come to this page without thinking of Gilbert and Sullivan. I'm not up to it, but someone among us ought to be able to craft a new verse on MARKET/MARRIAGE and make it relate to The Sorcerer .  The theme fits perfectly, and the music already exists:  "My name is John Wellington Wells, I'm a dealer in Magic and Spells,  In blessings and curses,  And ever-fill'd purses, In prophecies, witches and knells! If anyone anything lacks, He'll find it all ready in stacks  If he'll only look in  On the resident Djinn, Number Seventy, Simmery Axe!" (Here's  the whole song; click on the "MIDI" button to hear the music and sing along yourself, if you like!) |  |  |  
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Bought a huge robot wife in the market,Which provides ecstasy in the dark. It
 Makes our marriage delightful,
 But expenses are frightful:
 I need a cheap place I can park it.
 
 FIDDLER – FIFTY-FIFTY
 
 Not what you're looking for, wofa, I'm afraid, but what I have time for.
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This isn't part of the game - it is purely for Wofa!
 THE SORCERER by G & S
 
 A marriage of choice we should be celebrating
 Of Alexis and Aline, who’re participating.
 The market in Magic
 Threatens to be tragic
 But it all ends with  general congratulating!
 
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Thinking on it, this verse, with suitably changed names, sums up most of G & S's output! 
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I bought two monkeys for reasons you might think speciousMonkey Marriage will curb Monkey  Sex  was my only  thesis I married them; put them in a small room Filmed every act of a long honeymoon The chimp smiled as the medics tried to revivify the rhesus No new words. Jus' catching up.    |  |  |  
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   loved that, Tromb There once was a fiddler from Kent Whose passion for music was bent; He played for the girls Fifty-fifty in curls And a dress that his auntie had lent! Forget --- forgive |  |  |  
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Ken Dodd sang, “Let’s forgive and forget,” * To the Revenue Men that he met. “I forgot to pay Tax! Please forgive me, I ask.” They did – but he hasn’t paid yet! NATURALSIM – NAVAL • Ken Dodd:  British Comedian and Tax evader who sang this line in a No 1 hit song, “Tears.” 
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Hey Rhub, is NATURALSIM misspelled or is it just another British regionalism?    |  |  |  
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It's me - pissed in charge of a keyboard.  i appear before the beak next week!    
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Yesbut, regionalsims should be spoken with utmost soberality.     |  |  |  
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This thread now takes up pages thir- teen and so loading time can be ver-... y long so I'll just send it -... no fear, I won't end it - Click  HERE  and you'll find verses further. |  |  |  
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