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This one's for etaoin
 "No, no! That's polyphony!" Tom countered pointedly.
 
 
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"I'm introducing Mr Horace Ontil," he cross-threaded flatly.
 
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"I've just been run over by a steamroller," said Tom flatly.
 "Wait!  My foot's caught in your car door," said Tom movingly.
 
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Oops, I dropped the toothpaste, Tom said, crestfallen.
 
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>Oops, I dropped the toothpaste, Tom said, crestfallen.
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04/03/2003 2:37 AM
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"I studied at Colgate", he said transcendentally.
 
 
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"I can't find the toothpaste," said Tom aimlessly.
 
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>"I can't find the toothpaste," said Tom aimlessly.
 
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“I reckon that’s only a part of it,” Tom added abstractedly.
 “I’ve given away my land and water rights,” Tom declaimed dryly.
 
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 “Well, I’ve only just come back from church,” Tom returned faithfully.
 
 “I’ve connected the water to the boiler,” Tom piped up heatedly.
 
 “I slept on the flock mattress,” Tom lied sheepishly.
 
 “I’ll go to the sales if you’ll buy me a beer,” Tom bargained cannily.
 
 “A boxer’s place is in the ring,” Tom barked roundly.
 
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04/04/2003 4:43 PM
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Those are splendid, dxb!!!    "But you must believe in fairies!" cried Tom imploringly. 
 
 
 
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"Anything my brother does, I can do better!" said Tom ably.
 
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04/09/2003 8:34 PM
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Not "I'm in the choir!" Tom said bass-ly?
 
 
 What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy? -Ursula K. Le Guin, author (1929- )
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04/10/2003 6:24 AM
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"Ah!  *That brother!"  Tom said arcanely.  
 
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"How do you kill a vampire?" asked Tom painstakingly.
 
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Ooooh, good one Coffeebean"Mine aren't nearly that complex" she said plaintively.
 
 
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"I like cheese", Tom said meekly.
 CAUTION: these are rude
 
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The inmate is escaping down the fire escape! Tom said condescendingly.
 
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Hi gang
 Back in a previous life (possibly referenced in those links given at the head of this string which I cannot get to open) some discussion had taken place on the history of Tom Swifties.  I understand the general background of a piss-take of the adverbially overladen books by the Stratemeyer conglomerate… but I had recalled my American brethren and sistren talking of a major advertising campaign (an oil company, in the 50s?) which widely popularised the form as roadside billboards.
 
 Google has failed to cut me a path through the jungle – any pointers?
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Hi there maverick!  It is SO good to see you back again.  Mille failte! 
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Maverick!!  Happy New Year!, he said, annually! 
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Yes, Happy New Year to you all ! ! 
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Yes, Happy New Year All!
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Well, it's good to have you back. 
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Gosh, I've been off this board for years, he said, absently.
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Yes, Happy New Year All!
 Gosh, I've been off this board for years, he said, absently.
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OMG, maverick, you really have stirred up the ghosts of AWAD past!  Well done for tempting back people who haven't been spotted on these shores for aeons.  Welcome back, all of you. 
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Better late than never at all, Shotokunungwa.  Good to see you back here. 
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I just hop I haven't annoyed you by it. 
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I just hop I haven't annoyed you by it. he said, natively. 
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Buffalo saw where I was coming from, he said, pointedly. 
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