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vetinary adj a variant of veterinary. A localism oft used by rhubic intelectuals in backwoods England. 
Last edited by jenny jenny; 12/26/12 07:29 PM. Reason: Damn, I misspelled "intellectuals" Oh well...
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Meadowlark,meadowlark
You play and play in every park.
Yet no one here
knows your happy cheer.
For football only do they embark.
Uh...let ME explain.
The meadowlark is our state bird, but Nebraskans only have
brains for UNL football. Go Big Red...it's like a fever.
Nothing can get through it, and it is incurable.
back to Uh,...VETINARY?
----please, draw me a sheep----
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Sorry - too much Christmas wine, I fear - that should, of course, read
VETERINARY - VICE
Thank you, Luke, Peter & jj
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A brillant young student Joe was, golf was his only vice Often he cut Spelling Class, so he could correct his slice But he spelled veterinary: vetinaryAnd his teachers reacted extraordinarily They threw his clubs in a lake and crushed his balls in a vice.  RAINY DAY - RAMPAGE
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It's a typical dull rainy day, With the post-Christmas sales under way. The shoppers engage In their yearly rampage, And Santa dismantles his sleigh.  TEMPERATE – TENACIOUS
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Well, AC Bowdon, you captured the moment. May I share you poem with a few of my other friends on the Internet? Thank you.
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It captures the moment as JJ says. Except here the temps
are way below freezing with snow all over everything.
Post Holiday blues???
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Well, AC Bowdon, you captured the moment. May I share you poem with a few of my other friends on the Internet? Thank you. Certainly. Glad you liked it. 
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Turning three-sixty degrees in three-sixty-five days
Tenacious we cling, as our tomorrow becomes our today
Changing Time we try to temperate
Even while moving Time dictates our fate
"The brain reels" said Homer Hoose, "Reality melts away" *
* R.A. Lafferty
DECEIT - DECIPHER
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DECIPHER – DECEIT
Now 2012’s nearly complete’
Resolutions with history compete
And desires that we sigh for
We neatly decipher
Next year with the utmost deceit!
HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!
PROW - PSEUD
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