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Alex, the only rule here is that we don't need no stinkin' rules and everyone seems to agree except the occasional pedant. A clever sentence would be welcomed by all so try it. What are they gonna do...pout? 
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With engine's roar, cowlings a-clanking,
North Korea tried upping its ranking.
They attempted spaceflight;
To the free world's delight,
They embarrassingly got a spanking.
SCALLAWAG – SCARLET LETTER
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Only a geophalous* scalawag would say that the scarlet letter is a sign worn by adulteresses. My friends in Tuscaloosa know better. The scarlet letter is the Crimson A that proudly proclaims the advent of a repeating National Football Champion - the mighty Alabama Crimson Tide.  Roll Tide Roll * tsuwm's worthless word of the day meaning: dirt eaters . FLESH - FLASH
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Young ladies flash flesh,
Wirecutters mash mesh,
Old ladies pat pets,
Fruit pickers pack pecks.
RUBRIC – RUFFLE
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I coulda been somebody; coulda been a contender Coulda made some movies and become a big spender I'd be like Stanley Kubrick And make up my own rubric I'd ruffle the baddest man on Earth after my transgender  YARDSTICK - XYLOPHONE
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I traded a used xylophone
For a two-valve B-flat bass trombone
And a yardstick of steel:
Now each measure is REAL!
I only play deep in the zone.
EXHALATION - EXPANDED
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Peter, I just love this one!
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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I could ALMOST retire on that!
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God made the cosmos single-handed;
From a minuscule dot it expanded.
Divine exhalation
Caused rapid inflation
(More like a huge sneeze, to be candid).
SMATTERING – SMOKE
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Best one yet, AC, to be, uh...(how can I say this?)... candid.
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