Geoff, I confess that I like your bullfrog poem. You'll have to do much worse than that.

Oh, NOOOOO! You mean, I'm,....I'm merely insipid, and not maudlin? Aaaarrrgghhhhh!

Well, in recompense, here's a "good" bad one from Ogden Nash: (Wasn't an Ogden Nash an old car bought in Utah?)

Of all the fishes in the seas
The funniest is the bass.

He climbs up on tall seaweed trees,
And slides down on his
Hands and knees.