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That was the first one I wrote.
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Pooh-Bah
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I cant choose, I like them all.
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veteran
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ROCOCO - ROBIN
An ornithologist from Acapulco
Built a fancy birdhouse a la rococo
But when the red red robin
Didn't come bob bob bobbin
Hobos moved in filling it a la in toto
GORILLA - GRABBING
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You've beat me to it, JJ! I had nearly got the following when you pipped me to the post!
When the postman is lobbin'
Cards with snowflake and robin
Through my door, I go loco!
They're all so roccoco
In style - I start sobbin'.
So - here goes:
A grabbing old Hun named Attila
Whose manners were like a goriila
'Til he visited spain
Where the locals did train
Him to savour a fine Manzanilla.
ROPEY - ROSETTE
Last edited by Rhubarb Commando; 09/19/12 03:04 PM. Reason: to right a wrong - sorry jj - I got carried away!
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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The artiste tried to make a rosette
Out of tar, acetone, and fishnet.
The results were so ropey
He gave up all hope. He
Now tests razor blades for Gillette.
FAERIE – FAKE
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This one really has had me laughing out loud!
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Than which there is no higher praise.
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Carpal Tunnel
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Yes, good one Peter.
I can just "see" the rosette.
----please, draw me a sheep----
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Too sad for a mere Limerick - so you get a eight line versicle.
The Faerie Queen appears on stage
With wand and sequins – and a page!
Her elbows creak, her knees both ache
Hair and bosom, both are fake.
People leave when curtain falls;
Just empty wrappers in the stalls.
With make up off and dressed in beige,
Exeunt: A Woman of - “a Certain Age.”
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and the next two -
LIBERAL - LICH (or LYCH) [as in lych gate]
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