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He adored his maternal precursor,
Used a time machine with a reverser.
Met her, young, sweet, and precious,
Then to merge their two fleshes
Proceeded to woo and sedurce her.
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Now, wofa, Rhuba, Trombonia, etc. What I lack in better I make up in faster. Big dull Buck drove a big dump truck Buck had no charm; but Buck had pluck He asked sweet Suzie To go out for a movie But what Sue wanted was to ____ Go see a movie.  gin rummy - gizzard
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I'm  ing 2xjenny I was reading your verse out loud and said the 'bleep' word automatically.....now Im laughing at myself (and you!).
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Tromboniator made me do it, Candy. I was thinking of a rhyme for "truck" and that was the uppermost word on my mind.
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What? Ulterior motive? Me?
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A crude man with big bass trombone
Liked to make jokes in style Anglophone.
He employed the word "truck,"
Thus ensued pit of muck,
Into which jenny jenny fell, prone.
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Orson Wells: Who knows the depth of evil that lives in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows. The Shadow: Who knows the depth of evil that lives in the hearts of women? All women know. They determine for all of us what is, and what is not, evil. 
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...as long as they pronounce it properly! -- Professor Henry Higgins)
Honi soit qui mal y pense !
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We were playing a game of gin rummy,
Munching snacks that were rancid and scummy:
Fermented raw gizzard
Of Triassic lizard.
The only one knocking? My tummy.
I was probably the only one among my childhood acquaintances who never learned gin rummy. I had to look it up just now to make something relevant.
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Dress Code
Jane in the jungle did implore
they couldn't enter society before
her mate Tarzan
exchanged his loin cloth bedizen
for a suit like Giorgio Armani wore
I played gin rummy and lots of card games growing up, Peter
but I had to look up BEDIZEN before I attempted this!
PS jennyjenny is so lucky to be the subject of your verse
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BEDIZEN – BEFORE
By skilfully using her wise pen
Sweet Candy this thread doth bedizen
But I wish that before
She goes out of our door
Two more words she would give – else we dies, then!
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Yes sir Rhube, two good words from Candy would be dandy So let's pour a drink; slow is Candy, liquor is quicker Cheers!
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Oh Rhuby & jennyjenny......thankyou. Even though it looks like I ask for it Very fine words indeed. First time I've had my name put into verse. Try these next PLEACH POLITICIAN
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Thanks for the word PLEACH. Never knew this English word though I know the technique. I thought: "what sort of a peach is a pleach?" I liu-ed it.
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Oh Rhuby & jennyjenny......thankyou. Even though it looks like I ask for it Very fine words indeed. First time I've had my name put into verse. Try these next PLEACH POLITICIAN Your name in verse: Not the first time you've deserved it. PLEACH: in todays word of the day from Dictionary. com. Word of the Day for Saturday, April 7, 2012 pleach \pleech\, verb: 1. To interweave branches or vines for a hedge or arbor. 2. To make or renew (a hedge, arbor, etc.) by such interweaving. 3. To braid (hair). Robert got up very early, and went off to pleach the big hedge at the foot of the far pasture. -- Mary Webb, Seven for a Secret I might not be able to install plumbing fixtures or to pleach apple trees, but I know how to throw a good party. -- Nancy Atherton, Aunt Dimity and the Family Tree Pleach is derived from the Middle French word plais, which meant "a hedge."
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I went to the congressman's speech:
His dark deeds he attempted to bleach.
He's a rank politician,
Tries to hedge his position.
It's time that they vote to impleach.
HEAD – HEAL
My spell-check is angry with me.
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HEAD – HEAL
An angry spell-check don’t appeal
But my head knows just how it must feel
When “IMPLEACH” is put in
You know it won’t grin:
Its anger just helps it to heal!
LEVERET - LIBEL
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Eating baby bunnies is disgustingly tribal Just where are rabbits deemed eatable in the Bible? Even over in Tibet Leveret is just not et Show me that passage and I'll sue that Bible for libel.  What? Oh...I get it...you all are talking about chocolate bunnies. Oh,nevermind.
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(Well, after a fashion. Remember? Sportin' Life sings it.)
"A leveret's got big floppy ears
It don't live no 900 years
...It isn't a libel
...To read in the Bible
A leveret's got big floppy ears."
(For a while there - when you started talking about the Bible - I thought you were going to make something about a young rabbi with tea ...)
BUMPKIN -- BUTT
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No, Mister Wofahulicodoc, I don't remember Sportin' Life's song. I'm a bumpkin woman with a bumpkin woman's butt I's make my monies with my bump and grinding strut For you I'd charge fifteen cents It'll add up to pay my rents But I'd sooner drink muddy water than become your slut.
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Porgy and BessFrom the 1969 movie. "Sammy Davis Junior is gettin' blasphemous." Start at 1'10" and then when you've had enough fast-forward to 3'20"
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Eating baby bunnies is disgustingly tribal Just where are rabbits deemed eatable in the Bible? Even over in Tibet Leveret is just not et Show me that passage and I'll sue that Bible for libel. What? Oh...I get it...you all are talking about chocolate bunnies. Oh,nevermind. jj, I just love this one! (and I wasn't actually talking about bunnies at al, atall, but the hare of the dog that bit me!)
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... but could we have a couple of words, please?
(My forgetfulness seems to be catching - first Candy, then you!)
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...that rhymes with angry. Sorry to all. It was late and I was drinking the hare of the dog that was gonna bite me as a preventive and the words in the dictionary were blurry.  Here is my issue... Pompous - Poolroom
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Blasphemies, wofahulicodoc. I can't pull up Sammy. I got mad and dropped the Adobe Reader and now I can't get them back. Sometimes methinks I doth protest too much. No matter, I have another computer and I'll see Sammy tomorrow. 
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The pool shark, exceedingly pompous,
Could, at eight-ball, predictably, tromp us;
But last night at the poolroom
He suffered a cruel doom:
All his magic shots went catawampus.
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Yeahbutt, Trombonus, did you watch the Masters like the rest of us? Bubba's shot went catawampus and so he won the Masters. Your rhyme warrants four stars, while Bubba won four hundred thousand dollars. Life ain't fair.  Oh well, maybe I can rack up some quality points if I hurry using... ANTIQUE - ANVIL
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Nope, no Masters: no TV at our house; but we did spend five hours Saturday bundled up in the cold at the ice rink watching a Broomball tournament.
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Sounds more exciting than the Masters.
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From Zeke the Greek I bought a chic antique -
George Washington's sword with a broken handle
When I chastised Zeke for being oblique
He sold me Thomas Jefferson's anvil.
SHOWDOWN - SHRIEK
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At my age, not so fast – I must slow down
As along the old cobbles I go down:
As my knees start to shriek
Groovy fun I don't seek,
My whole body is facing a showdown!
OLEUM - OMINOUS
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Our weight-loss concoction sounds ominous;
Quite a few of our clients said, "Vámanos!"
It's a mixture of oleum
And acid – holy moley! –um,
I think that the two are synominous.
CARDHOLDER – CARIBOU
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No party cardholder, that’s me
Not a Red nor a Green, do you see
Nor am I a Blue:
I just hunt Caribou.
I shoot ‘em then hang ‘em up high!
DISCLAIMER - DISCREET
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Say Rhubarb, you and Tromboniator sure do move fast. I get ready to post only to find that I am two games behind. Humph, I've posted my behind rhyme anyway not because it is good but because it has a message. I call it "Correct Speak"...
Dark ominous waters wash against mankind's last shore
Oleum clouds boil above; a portent of death and gore
When truth cannot be told
The circle will not hold
When words have no meaning reality is nevermore
DISCLAIMER - DISCREET
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Though not wanting to be in discreet
She hiked up her skirt in disleet
.. And she filed a disclaimer
...(So no one could blaimer)
For walking along in distreet.
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Though not wanting to be in discreet
She hiked her skirt up in disleet
My halyard was her half-ass
But my mast was at half mast
In sleet, streets become in descreet
COHABIT - COGENT
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