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He adored his maternal precursor,
Used a time machine with a reverser.
Met her, young, sweet, and precious,
Then to merge their two fleshes
Proceeded to woo and sedurce her.
DULL-DUMP TRUCK
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Now, wofa, Rhuba, Trombonia, etc. What I lack in better I make up in faster. Big dull Buck drove a big dump truck Buck had no charm; but Buck had pluck He asked sweet Suzie To go out for a movie But what Sue wanted was to ____ Go see a movie.  gin rummy - gizzard
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I'm  ing 2xjenny I was reading your verse out loud and said the 'bleep' word automatically.....now Im laughing at myself (and you!).
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Tromboniator made me do it, Candy. I was thinking of a rhyme for "truck" and that was the uppermost word on my mind.
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 trust the Tromb to ham it up!
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What? Ulterior motive? Me?
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A crude man with big bass trombone
Liked to make jokes in style Anglophone.
He employed the word "truck,"
Thus ensued pit of muck,
Into which jenny jenny fell, prone.
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Orson Wells: Who knows the depth of evil that lives in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows. The Shadow: Who knows the depth of evil that lives in the hearts of women? All women know. They determine for all of us what is, and what is not, evil. 
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