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I tried being a lawyer, briefly, but it didn't suit me. Next was psychology, but I didn't have the patience. Then I accepted a position as state executioner, but I couldn't get the hang of it. Now I work in a laundry, and my career is completely washed up.
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Blaues Gras (hi Faldage!)
Hi, Anna
Denn alle Fleisch ist Blaues Gras?
Sorry I couldn't fit es in there
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I used to be a printer but computers stamped it out; So I tried information technology but I couldn't stay interested in IT.
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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I was a surgeon but I just couldn't cut it. Then I was an anesthesiologist, but all my coworkers were passing gas so much that I had to leave. So then I became a pathologist, but that whole career just seemed dead. Then I became a urologist, but all day I had to deal with a bunch of d*cks and a**holes. [doh!] Next I tried my hand at being an infectious diseases specialist, but I just got sick of the job. I tried my hand at being a pediatrician, but everyone was so childish. I worked for awhile as a gastroenterologist, but I just couldn't stomach it. I thought about trying to become a neurologist, but I just didn't have the nerve.
So now I am an oncologist. I didn't like it at first but it's starting to grow on me.
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"Then I was an anesthesiologist, but all my coworkers were passing gas so much that I had to leave."You see, Dr Bill, we are paying attention! Either that, or it's time to buy a lottery ticket.
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But not all rectal carriers passing aerosols of antibiotic resistant staph, I hope.
Thanks, Sparteye.
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RE: "But not all rectal carriers passing aerosols of antibiotic resistant staph, I hope"
MRSA sakes alive, that sounds VRE bad! (Somebody stop me, please.)
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I worked in a mental hospital but did not want to be a sick iatrist.
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