When I was young, I wanted to be a parachutist , but I fell flat at it.
Then I dreamed of olympic skiing– but my chances of success went down hill.
My first real job was an elevator operator.. But it was all up and down, and I wanted a steady career.
Someone suggested I try the civil service. First I tried out as a subway conductor, but the job was too deep for me.
So I switched to the Internal Revenue, but the work was much too taxing.
I was close to be vested in the pension system, so I switched to working at the CDC, but I was ill equipped for the work.
But now I am all fired up with my new job at AFT, I really am smoking!
Internal Revenue–inland revenue
CDC = Center for Disease Control
AFT =US gov't agency–Alcohol, Firearms and Tobacco
