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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread Page 2 of 4 1 2 3 4 Re: Describing your job #20428 02/28/01 07:11 AM Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 1,027 Switzerland wsieber old hand wsieber old hand Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 1,027 Switzerland I used to play the violin, but there were too many strings attached. I had a position as a flutist, but I blew it. I tried my hand at the battery, but it was no hit. I found a place as an organist, but didn't know how to pull all the stops... Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Describing your job #20429 02/28/01 01:13 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,773 Sparteye Pooh-Bah Sparteye Pooh-Bah Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,773 I tried being a hair stylist, but got all tangled up. So I tried to simplify and be a barber, but I couldn't cut it. I almost lost my barber's license due to incompetence -- that was a close shave! I trained to be a caligrapher, but I couldn't mind my Ps and Qs. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Describing your job #20430 02/28/01 02:15 PM Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 819 Portland,Oregon, USA G Geoff old hand Geoff old hand G Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 819 Portland,Oregon, USA I found a place as an organist, but didn't know how to pull all the stops... Then you're like J.S. Bach. He had eighteen progeny because he couldn't find his organ stops. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Describing your job #20431 02/28/01 02:36 PM Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,757 M maverick Carpal Tunnel maverick Carpal Tunnel M Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,757 he couldn't find his organ stops ... and he was fond of a good fugue! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Describing your job #20432 02/28/01 02:52 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 13,858 W wwh Carpal Tunnel wwh Carpal Tunnel W Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 13,858 With 18 kids I hope he toccata good insurance policy. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Describing your job #20433 02/28/01 02:58 PM Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,757 M maverick Carpal Tunnel maverick Carpal Tunnel M Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,757 good insurance policy No, he got no further than a cover note: he could never get them to underwrite it once they knew the score. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Describing your job #20434 02/28/01 06:08 PM Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 11,613 Louisville, Kentucky Jackie Carpal Tunnel Jackie Carpal Tunnel Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 11,613 Louisville, Kentucky toccata good insurance policy. You scored with that one, Sweet Bill! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Describing your job #20435 02/28/01 06:17 PM Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 1,289 B Bobyoungbalt veteran Bobyoungbalt veteran B Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 1,289 J.S. Bach Moreover, he wore out two organs! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Describing your job #20436 02/28/01 06:23 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 13,858 W wwh Carpal Tunnel wwh Carpal Tunnel W Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 13,858 So, that was his secret! Didelphic penises?With four family jewels? Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Describing your job #20437 02/28/01 06:47 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,773 Sparteye Pooh-Bah Sparteye Pooh-Bah Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,773 Didelphic penises? With four family jewels? Talk about your two-timer! Or is that 4/4? Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Page 2 of 4 1 2 3 4 Moderated by  Jackie  Hop To General Topics ------  Information and announcements  Q&A about words  Wordplay and fun  Words and languages in schools  Miscellany  Weekly Themes  Looking for (writers, speakers,... (Old) Weekly themes. 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