Oh no you don't!
Maverick is quite right. Crackers do not have good jokes.
Q: What mint can't you eat? A: The Royal Mint
Yes you are right, the Royal Mint is where money is made.
Q: Where do policemen live? A: Letsbe Avenue
Policeman are supposed to say, "Let's be having you"
Q: Which panto is set in a chemist's shop? A: Puss in Boots
A chemists is a pharmacist. The biggest chain is called Boots. "Puss in Boots" is the name of a pantomime. We discussed pantomimes in another thread. As we said, you didn't miss much!
The interesting thing is that until it was discussed here, I would have had no idea that these were not easily understood jokes, let alone the crackers in which they reside.
