speaking of drinking songs, here's Homer Simpson's...

(to the tune of the do re mi song)
DO...... the stuff... that buys me beer.
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
FA...... a long way to get beer....
SO...... I'll have another beer....
LA...... I'll have another beer....
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That will bring us back to....
(Looks into an empty glass)
.... D'OH!

sorry... don't know what came over me there.

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