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'An officer's badge'like a flashlight or truncheon do you mean 
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Yes, when I started with a limerick,
Beck gave me the AABB stuff, rhythm, rhyming, et. al.
But he says at the end:
"Ideally five lines AABBA, rhyming, suggestive in content, with
a clever hook in the last line".
Of course back when Reader's Digest had a different one each
week, they were never "suggestive", but then again that was
Reader's Digest.
This is great Peter.
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'An officer's badge'like a flashlight or truncheon do you mean I don't think so, but I'll let Peter explain.
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A priest with purity un-mistakable
whom all thought completely unshakable,
opened his missal at mass
and fell right on his ass
for some porn there caught him unplacable.
CONVINCE/COPE
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No, shiny brass shield (or star), lettering and numbers in high relief, with a pin on the back.
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June found it most hard to convince
Any girlfriends to date her ex, Vince.
They chose not to cope
With the fact he's a dope,
And June hasn't been friends with them since.
PEONY - PEPPERMINT
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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There was a girl with a garden filled with peppermint
Who sold it to improve her financial betterment.
With a peony, rose, and many other herbs
She had quite a showy home out in the 'burbs.
But it was the rabbits who had the most merriment.
RUFFLE/RUMBLE
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Her tent had a charming blue ruffle
That made old-timers fidget and shuffle.
They would gnash, spit, and grumble,
Punch, kick, start up a rumble:
Major scuffle, that duffel kerfuffle.
TROT/TRUANT
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There was a young lady named Dot
Who engaged in a lewd midnight trot.
Her menses went truant
(With a child pursuant.)
Now to men she replies, "'Drather not."
FIRMLY - FISTULA
Last edited by beck123; 06/11/11 03:06 PM.
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Saw you were on line, then a limerick, and a good one at that
appeared. Happy Day,Beck!
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