Hello All,
Having been away for a while (sorry!) and missing the last round, I decided to start a new one myself...here commenceth the looking...and (with a OL score of 0 tsuwm) I discovered an excellent word...and here it is (in Olde Englishe for no reason at all except that I felt like it!).

Hear ye hear ye, thye newe hoggewashe worde iss

WOOFITS

I require aye daffynition frome alle whoe wishe toe participate bye thye fourteenthe of thise monthe of Aprille

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