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There was a young racketeer pol
who got rave reviews from his moll:
"His bod is so hot,
and he gives me good pot,
and he talks like a young Gore Vidal."
AWNING-AYE
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And then when the new day came dawning,
Trevor opened his bedroom's awning;
Wiping sleep from his eye,
He nodded his head and said "Aye",
Yet jumped back into bed with great longing.
LATCH/LATHE
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Love both of them 
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Thank you. I've never been very good, but that was
sort of fun, so hoping to do more.
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Dave Router was very good on the lathe
and as he wanted privacy in the bathroom when he needed to bathe
to the workshop he dispatched
to grind himself a latch
so he could attend to his hygiene unscathed.
KNOWLEDGE/LAY
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Peter knew that in college his future lay,
But for that he had no way to pay
So he applied for a loan
by computer and by phone
Of person-to-person skills,all said, "No way".
AMASS/AMOUNT
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A fortune Luke strove to amass,
but his prices! He charged lots of brass;
yet he gave a discount
of twice that amount,
and the enterprise ran out of gas.
REHABILITATE-REINSURE
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My fortune amassing days are over....just amassing creaky
bones these days. Good limerick, tho'.
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REINSURE - describing an accomplisned horseman ?
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Gas prices rising the way they are, I may have to invest
in some reins and the critter to go with them.
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