my mother used to say, on the way to church, something
about an usher saying:

"Mardon me, padam;
you are occupewing the wrong pie.
May I sew you to another sheet?"

Is this what you mean? (I too am not very literate in
lots of these things, as you mention above.)

Last edited by LukeJavan8; 12/19/2010 6:13 PM.
----please, draw me a sheep----