Uh-oh. A frank and vulgar conversation between two friends. Don't look if that doesn't sound like your sort of limerick.

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Lee's neighbor, his life-long friend, Sydney,
Asked Lee if he might have Lee's kidney.
"I hope you don't mind, Lee,"
Sid asked him most kindly.
Lee answered, "F**k you! Are you kiddin' me?"

GUILTY - GUMMA

"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous