A dad psaid, "You've always meant all to me,
Depspite all your flim-flam and faultery.
Now, tipping a cow is
A psure psign of prowess;
But perhaps you pshould take up the psaltery."

FREON - FRICTIONAL

"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous