Two of my favourite rare plurals are
egg > eyren/eggys
shoe > shoon
but unfortunately whenever they are used you tend to get a look of total incomprehension.


I always believed shoop to be a humourous back-etymology of sheep following the likes of feet/foot and geese/goose and not the actual singular of sheep which I always thought was both singular and plural. (I may be wrong though)

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