Thanks. I can't claim kudos for the hidden one: I heard it in more-or-less that form in 1967 at an engineering school.

There once was a man named Delay
Who put off most things, you might say.
With a chance to ram Page,
He said, "Think of my age!
Could we wait for a nice rainy day?"

OATMEAL - OBJECT

"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous