Not tonight dear.... I have a modem.
© 2000 Bruce H.G. Calder http://www.calder.net/

I spotted this earlier as I "popped dowstairs to make sure the computer was turned off" or was is when "I had some work to finish off"

What excuses do you make to others (or even yourself) when you check your mail/look at this site when those around you might wish you were doing something different?