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You still out there, Sack?
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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Yeah, here, but reeeeeally busy. Tonight it's dinner with friends; maybe I'll have time for creative thought afterward.
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Sofia, the dromedary, was outfitted with a rig a sherpa would be proud of and her owner, Anwar, saw to it that she was well cared for. He sat tall, in new chaps, while they would go slowly through town as the women, like fat hens, clucked and cooed.
Clue: 7 european capitals
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Sofia Rome Oslo Athens Warsaw Riga Tallinn Whew, that part was easy, the posing part wasn't. Forgive the below. Remember, this is my first try.  Longing for a bit of swashbuckling, wearing tight-fitting jeans and a low cut blouse, while waving about a kitchen utensil verve-ly, was the would-be pirate ____ ____ ______. 
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Grandpa Ulf Torkelson said, “Pass me another bun, ya?” nearly every meal for as long as his marriage lasted.
Clue: This fellow kept a babe on the side, so of course he got the axe.
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PAUL BUNYAN Global Warming or Erotomanic Predation; both animals excrete
a deep oodle of crap.Clue: Both animals are dumb but dangerous. Bonus clue: Both animals are one in the same. 
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Al Gore; sex poodle.
On a slow night at Palatka’s biggest used car lot, one salesman said to another, “Shoot, nobody’s shoppin’ here tonight. Let’s mosey over yonder - away from these here lights - and have us a gander at all them stars. Eric or Nellie can handle any customers that come in.”
Clue: A well-known popularizer of science. Also, briefly, the institution with which this person was affiliated.
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Tough one, Beck, but yuk yuk, I like wise guys. CARL SAGAN and (just who in the hell would know that he went to) CORNELL. Stupid Advice: In bad times it is dumber to economize.Hint: Less phoneyski than Chomsky.
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Was it outrage or generating laughs from strangers? Whatever drove this comedian, it wasn’t just his car. (Linking “drove” and “car” would have been recognized by UMBERTO ECO as approaching syllepsis, but not quite.)
Clue: None needed!
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GEORGE CARLIN
For sneering scuttlebutt in yon Timbuktu, a tip: Toe the line through the use of impromptu lip service.
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I love you in the moonlight
In the morning we'll fall in love
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