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#191176 05/20/2010 3:21 PM
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Gynotikolobomassophile (M, 43) seeks neanimorphic F
to 60 to share euneirophrenia. Must enjoy pissing off
librarians (and be able to provide the correct term for
same).
[personal ad from the London Review of Books]
- David Rose (ed.), They call me Naughty Lola (2006)

as you see, this citation (used in today's wwftd entry*) purports to be from an actual LRB personal ad.
link to book review

but, of course, my question regards the "the correct term for same"; i.e., I'd love to know what that term might be.

*the worthless word for the day is: neanimorphic

[fr. Gk neanikos youthful, fresh, active]
looking younger than one's years



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Well, bibliophylacoparorgize would be "to provoke librarians to anger". How about epichaerebibliophylacoparorgize? (OK, I made it all up.) Who wrote that letter/ Wanda Tinasky?


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>epichaerebibliophylacoparorgize

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Neanimorphic, shocking! Is Wanda Tinasky a M 43? What is a M 43 by the way, a shoe mesure?

Edit: and this one? Gynotikolobomassophile? Masters of language?

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M, 43 is personals speak for a 43 y.o. male
Gynotikolobomassophile is (supposedly) a man who likes to nibble women's earlobes.

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More London Review of Books personals:

My ad comes in the medium of whistles: ppfffttttt, ssshhhhhhhwwwwt, peeffwt, pfftpt. Man. 36. Bad at whistling. Box no. 17/02

Employed in publishing? Me too. Stay the hell away. Man on the inside seeks woman on the outside who likes milling outside hospitals guessing illnesses of out-patients. 30-35. Leeds Box no. 17/08

Don't speak, you'll only destroy my already low opinion of you. And put your pants back on. And your wig. Terminally disappointed woman (38, Barnstaple) WLTM a man. Form a queue, then I'll negotiate the criteria. Box no. 16/03

American man, 57. I just want a girlfriend. What the hell is going on here? Box no. 16/08

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I actually met my wife this way nine years ago. No doo-doo.


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I actually met my wife this way
Milling outside hospitals guessing illnesses of out-patients??

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I would suggest that the correct term for someone who enjoys pissing off librarians is 'idiot'. There are, of course other, equally applicable terms but they're mostly not suitable for a family forum.

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Originally Posted By: tsuwm
More London Review of Books personals:

My ad comes in the medium of whistles: ppfffttttt, ssshhhhhhhwwwwt, peeffwt, pfftpt. Man. 36. Bad at whistling. Box no. 17/02

Employed in publishing? Me too. Stay the hell away. Man on the inside seeks woman on the outside who likes milling outside hospitals guessing illnesses of out-patients. 30-35. Leeds Box no. 17/08

Don't speak, you'll only destroy my already low opinion of you. And put your pants back on. And your wig. Terminally disappointed woman (38, Barnstaple) WLTM a man. Form a queue, then I'll negotiate the criteria. Box no. 16/03

American man, 57. I just want a girlfriend. What the hell is going on here? Box no. 16/08
HA! laugh too funny!

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Originally Posted By: zmjezhd
Who wrote that letter/ Wanda Tinasky?


the letters of Wanda Tinasky, or, who's writing whose writing?

-joe (who's teaching the idiots?) friday

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Well, not a hospital. I think it was an STD clinic, so it wasn't nearly as challenging.


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