@ coffeebean: That's great! I like when there are internal rhymes in the lines. I'm afraid we're scaring others away, though - I wouldn't want to do that. I hope there are afficianados out there who are enjoying this doggerel, even if they aren't participating...

In the hand of his girlfriend, Inez,
A lad placed a small, plastic fez.
Despite its festoonery
And her boyfriend's buffoonery,
Inez knew it simply held PEZ.

BUGLOSS - BULLDOZE

"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous