A wise old professor, Doc Hagment,
Translated the mystic text fragment
With his language converter
While he ate his frankfurter,
Then understood just what the hag meant.

A wedding by shotgun for Linc:
The bridesmaids in iodous pink;
He pondered and mused,
His back badly bruised:
“Could I sign in invisible ink?”

laugh I give up on you guys. Clever both!