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Not to my ear, Beck. I like the "-osium" to rhyme. Not much out there with that!
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When she fell in love with a 'whatnot'
of political dubious upshot,
she said: "whence this crush came
and who is to blame,
I wish I could tell but I cannot."
RAINCOAT RECONCILE
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He donned his infernal raincoat,
The "flashy" one, if you'll take note.
Shoppers can't reconcile
What they saw in that aisle
With his face, since they never saw both.
INVISIBLE INK - IODOUS
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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A wedding by shotgun for Linc:
The bridesmaids in iodous pink;
He pondered and mused,
His back badly bruised:
“Could I sign in invisible ink?”
FRAGMENT -- FRANKFURTER
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Very clever. 
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Real charming coffeebean!  It seemed an impossible one.
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A wise old professor, Doc Hagment,
Translated the mystic text fragment
With his language converter
While he ate his frankfurter,
Then understood just what the hag meant.
CRATER - CREATURE
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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A wise old professor, Doc Hagment,
Translated the mystic text fragment
With his language converter
While he ate his frankfurter,
Then understood just what the hag meant.A wedding by shotgun for Linc:
The bridesmaids in iodous pink;
He pondered and mused,
His back badly bruised:
“Could I sign in invisible ink?” I give up on you guys. Clever both!
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Thanks! Sometimes I have to let the words bounce around in my pea brain for a while before an idea comes. Have been trying to inject a little humor if I can.
Bernard fell in love with a preacher
But found her a prim, frigid creature.
On a date at the crater
He killed her and ate her,
Declaring: “AHA! That’ll teach her!”
FESTOONERY -- FEZ
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@ coffeebean: That's great! I like when there are internal rhymes in the lines. I'm afraid we're scaring others away, though - I wouldn't want to do that. I hope there are afficianados out there who are enjoying this doggerel, even if they aren't participating...
In the hand of his girlfriend, Inez,
A lad placed a small, plastic fez.
Despite its festoonery
And her boyfriend's buffoonery,
Inez knew it simply held PEZ.
BUGLOSS - BULLDOZE
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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