Good word and presentation, reminding of last word 'eonism' where two factions were formed : the eosists and the eonists , when all the while the def. popped up from a total different angle.
Here we had excrementists and audionistst and again, we missed it. All but one: Wofa, who stepped up from beetle to racoon.
Twosleepy's 'poor sermon' was well payed for, but that's inherent to sermons more often.

Pray, who are AHD and TFF ?

LukeJavanee, if you planned to vote for D you can still do it, if for something else, time seems to be up.

Thanks Jackie, in spite of: *Now I must confess my other change in the OP: I left out the scientific name of the animal, for fear it would give too good a clue to the Latin scholars here.
cac·o·mis·tle --Falsificacocation? grin