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I've known a few deer hunters, and they hunt deer from deer stands up on trees -- maybe he was on a deer bar stand when he kilt his bar. I guess I had the bear in the tree, but it could have been ole Dan'l.
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"[k]illed him a bar when he was only three" in 1760.
David Stern Crockett (August 17, 1786 – March 6, 1836)
-joe (at least Boon(e) had been born) friday I ain't sayin' D. Boon din't cill him no bar in, on, under, or around no tree, I'm jus sayin the line "killed him a bar when he was only three". was from the Davy Crockett show not from no Dan'l Boon(e) show.
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and I'm just sayin' that the song is just as inaccurate (if not moreso) than all get out - never having claimed anything about the song v. Dan'l.
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D. Boone was born in 1734 so he couldn't have been the one who "[k]illed him a bar when he was only three" in 1760. Coulda been he kilt more'n one bar...either him OR Davy Crockett.
Edit: Quiet, this is all your fault!
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okay, now I'm going to obviousize this: Davy Crockett absolutely couldn't have killed *anything in 1760! He wasn't even 50 years old when he died at the Alamo in 1836. -ron o.
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cilt him a bar when he was -26, then went out and got drunk on... (what's that wine on Discworld that you drink before they plant the grapes?)
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and I'm just sayin' that the song is just as inaccurate (if not moreso) than all get out - never having claimed anything about the song v. Dan'l. I din't never say nothin bout whether D. K. Crockett cilled him no bar nowheres neither. Alls I was doin was say that Ma got the song about somebody 'killed[sic] him a bar when he was only three' ascribed to the wrong Fess Parker.
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Quiet, this is all your fault!  I wish I could say I've actually heard the song with that "let the bar beware" line ("You Can't Teach a Woman How To Drink" - from the Happy Schnapps Combo "Behind Bars" CD). But I can at least offer the complete lyrics: http://my.execpc.com/~sjkrautk/album3lyrics.html If you've ever heard the Dr. Demento show, you may remember the Schnapps for their song "No,I Don't Wanna Do Dat" - http://my.execpc.com/~sjkrautk/nowanna.wav - I must confess it's the only one of theirs I've ever heard, but it left me with the deep impression of genius under all the slosh. http://my.execpc.com/~sjkrautk/sounds.html - Other Schnapps song samples.
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