US'ns mostly never hearn of no Glasgow Seltic. Maybe in Glasgow, KY. You ever get down there, Jackie?

Why yes, the Glasgow Seltics are famous state-wide. They're
a high-school skittles team. Since this is not a very
well-known sport, they decided they'd better do something
to make themselves better known, so they began wearing
Celtic costumes to the matches. Usually unnerved the other teams, too.


*One of the three signs of old age is thinking it wasn't that many years ago.
What are the other two, Sweetie, just so I'll know what else to watch out for?