Click and Clack, the Tappet brothers, on the pbs radio program "Car Talk" always sign off with each saying "Don't drive like my brother!" and then give a list of credits that runs something like this:

Accounts Payable Administrator - Imelda Czechs
Asst. Fleet Manager - Lisa Carr
Asst. Transportation Coordinator - Orson Buggy
Auto Seat Tester - Fitz Matush
Chief Legal Counsel - Hugh Louis Dewey of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe
Child Transportation Specialist - Minnie Van Driver
Crash Tester - Hope Anna Prayer
Director of Automotive Security - Boris Karlarm
Director of Purchasing - Lois Bidder
Exhaust Manifold Specialist - Manny Burns
Head of Front Desk Security - Constance Noring
Lug Nut Specialist - Tad Tolouse
Manager of Automotive Accessories - Francis Ford Cupholda
Mechanic's Assistant - Hannah Twomey
New Truck Reviewer - Zbigniew Rigg
Official Spokesperson - Howie Vasive
Personal Makeup Artist - Bud Tuggli
Press Secretary - Don B. Zonozi
Public Opinion Pollster -Paul Murky of Murky Research
Puzzler Tester - Otis S. Hard
Russian Chauffeur - Picov Andropov
Safety Officers - Mort & Fay Tality
Shop Foreman - Luke Bizzy
Staff Fact Checker - Neera Nuff
Statistician - Marge Innovera
Wardrobe Advisor - Luke Howard Fitzhugh

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