First the bouquet, I came across this in a Latham novel and liked it:
"An eminent jurist once observed that a word is only the skin of a living thought. Its color and content vary with time and circumstance."

The same day I saw a professionally produced poster at work that annoys me more than it probably should:

"Do you have heart disease? 
Are you overweight or a smoker? 
Do you want to live a healthier lifestyle? 

If you answered “True” to any of these you are eligible ..."


The answers should be yes/no not true/false. Aargh.