There is not much we have in common huh?
How about this... I notice you are good at making puns. I am not, but i want to learn. I am reading a book that is a study between puns in the English language and puns in Sanskrit. It is absolutely fascinating! It has got me interested in puns for the first time ever. So maybe we could talk about puns? 
When I access your profile Av, I note you haven't filled it out so I presume you're Down Under (weak pun) 
Wrong! Look at the globe; I just did to confirm that we are exactly half a world apart. (Actually the above paragraph gives away where I am from.)  
See you at dalehileman@me.com.