Copyright © 2001 by Jerry Wilson. Get permission to reprint this article.
Didja get permission, Jackie? (nice bit o' research there, I learned a lot from it)

“Punxsutawney* Phil”
Try saying that fast three times in a row, stales

addendum: Some regions in the US now have their own groundhogs. The one in Georgia is called "General Lee" (I know, I know...)

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*Æenigma: puny