Having spotted the Smiley Face standing alone, where It may be confronted without my inflicting collateral damage, I shall present It with a challenge.

Smiley Face, read aloud the passage below as rapidly as is facially possible, at all times keeping those mouth corners held high.

 Quote:
Klappertandend kwam Kees Koukleum kolen kopen. Kijk kijk, kakelde kolenkoopman Kuipers. Kees klappertandt! Koud, Kees? Kerel, klaagde Kees. Krakende knieën, klapperende kiezen, compleet knikkende kuiten. Curieuze kou, knikte Kuipers. Koop kolen, knul! Kolen kunnen kou klein krijgen!

The above passage may be found at 27 here, and a rough translation at 27 here.