Now I'm not old enough, I might be later, however, Dad told me about it. Tell us the rules, and we'll get a team together! (..."another crack like that and I oughta"...)

My guess starts crack in a quarry(hit me tsuwm). Ya load 16 tons, an wha da ya get...a bag o' aggies!

Speaking of fowl, why is it called "getting goosed"? The angle of attack, perhaps?

...it looks like it's gonna rain, dear!