In which case, how about "Cursed be the mouse that controls your cursor!"

Since all of mine seem to come out of their packages already cursed, it seems a bit late and a bit hollow to me!

How about (although it's getting dangerously close to scatology), "Your mother slept with strangers!" The riposte to which is "Strangers wouldn't sleep with your mother!"


The idiot also known as Capfka ...