A friend of mine was flying to New Zealand from Narita airport in Tokyo a couple of years ago. At the check-in counter the attendant gave him his boarding pass and his baggage chits and brightly invited him to "Have a nice fright!"

He wondered if her apparent mispronunciation was simple foresight a little later when the plane lost an engine half an hour out of Tokyo!


The idiot also known as Capfka ...